Drop The Truth 09: Alex Nicholson

ALEX_NICKLESON

Slayer – Raining Blood

Not quite sure how I picked a favorite Slayer song? Kerry Kings guitar is only bettered on Skeleton Christ, but it’s too much like eating a second bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes; unnecessary and repetitive. Raining Blood could make you kill your mother with a toffee hammer or hug a Ginger child. Thats a winner.

Johnny Cash – Personal Jesus

Johnny Cash, a man you would have let shag your Mother whilst pissing on your football strip and have done nothing but wish you were your Mother. I love the way that every Cash cover sounded like it was written specifically for him. Yes the originals and other songs (whatever) have their merits, but they all have one huge disadvantage; they weren’t sung by Johnny Cash.

Stephanie Mills – Bit by Bit

First heard when I was 4 years old on the Fletch soundtrack. You don’t know Fletch? Pipe down! Anyways, I was bouncing on my Mothers knee to Bit by Bit not knowing that it was about cocaine, sex and probably cocaine and rape. It was the 85, everything was about rape and cocaine. Everything. Have you seen weekend at Bernies?

The Misfits – Last Caress

The most unintentionally nihilistic ‘punk’ song ever written or performed. Basically raping Mothers and killing babies is OK with the Misfits and if it’s OK with them, it’s fine with me. You can keep your Skulls pussies! Jerry Only beats fuck out of Danzig, with just his name if nothing else. Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Robert Palmer – Addicted to Love

The full 6 minute version from Riptide, it’s bloody glorious. It’s such a loss to the music World that a man like Palmer is gone. That video??? Palmer stalks around like a Yankee Blonde James Bond, arching eyebrows and dripping sex whilst beautiful models parade around looking stupid and actually being stupid. If you look hard enough at the music they are playing, it’s actually Yankee-doodle-dandee backwards.

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One Response to “Drop The Truth 09: Alex Nicholson”

  1. This guy fucking rocks.

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